Schwäbisch / Englischer Nonsens

I hann mr’s halba dengd!

I have it thought half!

I kenn me fei aus!

I know me out!

I lach me dod!

I laugh me dead!

I mach me jetz aus am Schdaub!

I make me now out of the powder!

I muass amol omms Egg!

I must go around the corner!

I schaff heit wi’an Bronnabutzr!

Today I am working like a fountain cleaner!

I vrschdand bloß Bahhof.

I understand only station.

I wensch Dr was.

I wish you what.

I werd an Deifl do!

I will do the devil!

I werd fuxdeilfelswild!

I get foxdevilswild!