Schwäbisch / Englischer Nonsens

I glaub i schbinn!

I think I spider!

I glaub i sieh nedd rechd!

I think i see not right!

I glaub mei Sau pfeifd!

I think my pig whistles!

I hald des em Kobbf nedd aus!

I don't hold that out in my head!

I hann d’ Schnauze voll!

I have my mouth full!

I hann mrs halba dengd!

I have it thought half!

I kenn me fei aus!

I know me out!

I lach me dod!

I laugh me dead!

I mach me jeddz aus am Schdaub!

I make me now out of the powder!

I muass amol omms Egg!

I must go around the corner!

I schaff heid wia an Bronnabuddzr!

Today I am working like a fountain cleaner!

I vrschdand bloß Bahhof.

I understand only station.

I wensch Dr was.

I wish you what.

I werd an Deifl do!

I will do the devil!

I werd fuxdeilfelswild!

I get foxdevilswild!

Jeddz gohd dr da Arsch uff Grondeis!

Now goes your ass on reason ice!

Jeddz guggsch bleed aus dr Wäsch!

Now you look crazy out of the laundry!

Jeddz hemmr dr Salad!

Now we have the salad!

Jeddz hoggad mr bees en dr Scheiße!

Now we sit in the shit!

Jeddz isch no nedd ällr Däg Obad!

It's not yet everydays evening!

Jeddz isch ’s wia abgschnidda!

Now it's like cut off!

Jeddz ko komma was will!

Now can come what will!

Jeddz mach e de ferdig!

Now i make you ready!

Jeddz mach mol halblang!

Now make once half long!

Jeddz semm’r em Arsch!

Now we are in the ass!